PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. An